I wish I could hear Lady A over all these loud fuckers
started Orange is the New Black today
I knew her whore of a mom was gonna get in the way of that hook up!
Its been a long time since I’ve cooked. Dinner tonight: Skinny Creamy Italian Chicken Skillet, a must add to my recipes
i still think 2007 was 3 years ago
(Source: tomdefaggot, via stisaac-stilahey)
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
Busy playing characters (car version) we missed our turn, now we are on a 35mi detour through small highway. Still got 3 got hours to go. :( (at who knows, ia)
Had a great trip meeting Joe’s sister, husband, and kids. Its unfortunate we have to leave
Last week, I may have gone too far. I’ll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away velcro. And… you can fill in the rest.
(Source: theofficescreencaps, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)